Code Names

I wish I could come up with cool code names for my 3 different "jobs"/ types of work. I can't just say I have to go to work because it could be 3 different "works". 1st work is my paid job in Tualatin. This is my real life full time paid job. I can't wait until my first full pay check. I keep working like 2 days in each pay period so my checks are small. I'm looking forward to what a true 40hr a week paycheck looks like. 2nd work is my athletic training hours which is unpaid, but required. I'm currently working with the GFU Men's basketball team and I'm traveling with them to Lewis and Clark tomorrow for their game. 3rd work is with Andrea Crenshaw helping her with small groups. I go up and help her in the office a couple days a week and then I help with the small group leaders. Meetings, one-on-ones, paperwork etc. This is just cause I wanted to be involved in ministry again somehow. Do you see the dilema? If i say I have to "work" tomorrow it just gets confusing. Currently I specify by saying Tualatin, athletic training or small group stuff, but how boring!! I like nicknames it makes things more fun :)
Britt I still haven't seen you yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you?????????????? BITTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!

Just for future reference here are my post grad options:

A. Athletic Training job ( High School or Physical Therapy Clinic)
B. Ministry Internship ( Seattle or San Diego or ?????)
C. Bible College (whoa!)
D. Full time Ministry (pastor?!?!?!?!, lets try assistant of the assistant of the assistant of the pastors assistant)
E. B,C
F. C,D

math folks, that gives me a 50% chance of ending up in bible college, an 83.3% chance of being in the ministry and a 16.7% chance of using my major.

A true calling from God is humanly impossible. A "job"should be the opportunity to get paid for what you love to do; simply a gift of Gods providence and blessing. A "ministry" should be just becoming the most like Jesus. We all get paid for ministry, how awesome is that! What a gift!